I am a zoology major with an emphasis in giraffe mating, so you can only imagine how tough it is to find my books and how expensive they are when I do find them. The bookstore on campus usually carries most of them, but how could I stomach paying $382.49 for a book about Mating Calls of Giraffes in North Central Africa?! Thank you No More Bookstores for having my books and not pillaging through my pockets at check out.

- Simone Hoffstetlofferson

After failing 3 out of my 4 classes (thank goodness for "Beginners Walk/Jog"), my parents had cut me off. With another semester quickly approaching, I had a big problem: just enough money to pay tuition, frat dues, and a semester's supply of ShamWows. Books were not an option. That is, until I found No More Bookstores and realized that the ShamWow guy punched a hooker. He can't be trusted.

- Philip Hertowski

I had a choice: buy my Intermediate Managerial Accounting book or beer. Naturally, I was leaning towards dropping the class and getting hammered. But, then I found No More Bookstores and found out that I could afford all of my textbooks and still have the money to buy just enough alcohol to not get my stomach pumped."

- Chad McAsom

I had just gotten a horrible text message from my daddy- "Putting you on a budget. Tuition, books, rent, food." I was just about to text back "but Daddy, wat a/b my shoes" when my Big Sis told me about No More Bookstores. I took the $215 that I saved at No More Bookstores and bought 2 pairs of Tory Burch flip flops and some Miu Miu pumps. Catastrophe averted.

- Courtney Cunningham

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